There have been unconfirmed rumors that the McRib has been sited on the menu of a McDonald's somewhere deep in the wilds of Wisconsin. I repeat, this is, as of now, an unconfirmed report and the general public should remain calm...at least for the time being. As many of you know, I have had my minions scouring the countryside for years for any signs of a McRib renaissance, and this is the surest sign yet that something may be afoot. I do this in spite of the awful remembrance that we all share of the maliciously propagated lie that a group of black folks in Alabama had successfully created a kind of McRib oasis, a Utopian society if you will. The pain that that type of false hope caused the faithful is still a foul and painful memory which will not be soon be forgotten (nor forgiven). Still we have persevered, and maintained our strength in the hope that one day all of our hopes and righteous aspirations may one day be realized. Though I am not one who subscribes to the notion that the reemergance of the McRib sandwich signals the coming of the rapture (on this reasonable people may disagree), of this I am sure: This is big people.
Remember, no amount of desception, inveiglement, or obfuscation will keep us from our ultimate goal.
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