You can play this at home! Something which I find entertaining while watching football is to call out "illegal mustache" whenever I see the umpire throw a flag. The umpire (at LB depth) is responsible for the many holding calls that grace our national pastime. Whenever I call "illegal mustache" the camera always cuts to the guilty lineman who, invariably, is sporting a really bad mustache. This is to be expected of lineman. I felt that I had to throw the flag on two other abusers of the illegal mustache. Jake Plummer (above), your mustache is illegal. Al Davis, your mustache is illegal. Oh sorry, those are your teeth. Gross.