I love it when the corporate whores at ESPN get to express their opinions at the end of blowouts. But first I have to admit that I have only myself to blame for watching the ESPN telecast of Monday Night Football at 11:30 at night in the first place. But having said that, I was glad to learn that the city of Minneapolis is in danger of losing its football team because the Metrodome doesn't include enough luxury boxes. I was unaware that the salary cap that allows the Raider's to overshoot the salary cap every year in the Curt Menofee Coliseum while collecting the $2 Billion a year from TV revenue, puts the Vikings at such a competitive disadvantage that they have no choice but to flee the backward wilds of Minnesota for the lush meadows of Los Angeles, after they kick out and debase a few impoverished Latinos (read up on the history of Chavez ravine.) Its interesting that all the European sports teams manage to stay in business while paying exorbitant salaries, and paying for their own fucking arenas. I hope you people are just depressingly stupid as opposed to inane self-congratulatory cunts that you obviously are. You only deserve to have Paul Allen join your ranks as an 'esteemed' colleague, as he tongues your corporate balls in order to get more airtime for his fat face. The general point being... FUCK YOU! Suck my fuckin' dick. You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids, While they be payin' their hard earned money to hear about the teams they want to know about. Sayin' lies, startin' controversy: You wanta antagonize me?!? Antagonize me motherfuckers! Get in the ring motherfuckers! And I'll kick your bitchy little asses...
Punks!
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Such language, Mr. Norwood.
You'll be happy to know that the "promotion" last night was that every fan in attendance at the money pit that continues to cause Ziggy Wilf's children to go without even their normal staple of low-protein gruel, received a popsicle stick with a picture of an ESPN personality affixed to it. HOORAY! I've been presiding over some riveting foreign policy debates between Michael Irvin and Michelle Tafoya. Suzy Kolber can't participate because her mouth is full.
Mr. Jones will be performing all week. Oh!!!!
interesting. Miwacar posts a story about a drunken bear, and then Jerious Norwood submits a post in the voice of a drunken "Bear".
Is that some kind of racial slur?!? You goddamn racists chap my behind.... you really do.
I was too busy laughing at the incompetence of a medicore team versus a good team and calling out illegal mustache on Childress (mustache + bald = rainbow flag) ... but is there a real threat to move the Vikings away? To fucking Los Angeles?
That would be like moving, I don't know, a team representing New York City to the mob-controlled partially-drained swamps of New Jersey. Inconceivable!
I was too busy laughing at the incompetence of a medicore team versus a good team and calling out illegal mustache on Childress (mustache + bald = rainbow flag) ... but is there a real threat to move the Vikings away? To fucking Los Angeles?
That would be like moving, I don't know, a team representing New York City to the mob-controlled partially-drained swamps of New Jersey. Inconceivable!
Computers will print your shit twice by mistake!
Computers will print your shit twice by mistake!
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