Friday, October 06, 2006

Santana Offers You His Protection

YAY! Clinton Portis is a little bit crazy again.

To your right, Portis' new creation for Media Thursday: Dolemite Jenkins.

He's looking for Southeast Jerome (who I'm afraid must have met a tragic end a long time ago--people who go missing in Southeast don't usually show up again).

He's also pushing for Santana Moss to be the NFC Player of the Month (note the "Vote for Santana" t-shirt).

Do I need to say this was napoleon dynomite inspired? probably not, right? Well, it was.

Here's the story

God Bless Clinton Portis. He makes media day fun.

(gary fitzgerald photo)

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