Pleased but not satisfied with the results of NFL rule changes to protect the quarterback, a decision was made today in NFL Headquarters (located 100 yards deep within Coors Mountain) which could change football forever. Because of the soaring contracts of franchise "Face-man" quarterbacks, owners have stepped up efforts to safeguard their investment.
Starting in 2007, NFL quarterbacks will play wearing flags, and will play with all applicable flag football rules. While regular football rules apply for everyone else, the QB may not be touched in any way. To balance things, QBs will not be allowed to use the spin move, as this makes it very hard for the defense to grab the flag and get the QB "down."