Well, we read that article and we were struck about an aside in it--that DeMerit had recorded a song for his club Watford that had the dubious title of "Soccer Rocks". Your ordinary person on the street, the mundane sort of fucker who has "places to be" and "things to do" might have just let that slide. But not us, oh no.
We tracked down the song, with nary a clue except for the song title. Why? Because we're fucking awesome, that's why.
Unfortunately, our crappy dial-up connection doesn't allow us to very effectively listen to the streaming version of the song, and we're not sure we are willing to pay the 99 cents to buy it outright. But we can say that Alexi Lalas is no longer the rockingest American soccer player.
Update: 8/6/09--that link no longer works, but this one does.