God's All Star Statues
[top right] Ice Hockey Jesus takes one in the uglies and looks for the penalty. Good thing he's only half-man or he'd be twice as swollen tomorrow.
[center] Basketball Jesus posts up! And he's totally fouling to make it happen, which means he learned from the last time he was "posted up."
[bottom right] Misdemeanors While one child distracts the Savior, the other sneaks up with a baseball bat. They help Jesus turn the other cheek ... into hamburger!
[bottom left] Soccer Jesus initiates the children into the world of fussball by pushing them down in the grass and forcing them to perform simultaneous fellatio upon him.
[top left] Football Jesus looks on with devilish interest as Sean Taylor returns a blocked field goal to set up a "miracle" win for the Washington Redskins