Monday, June 12th, we will be liveblogging The Very Important First Match US vs. Czech Republic.
Stuck at work? Can't watch? You suck! Come hang out here, we'll tell you the real deal. And we'll be more fun than the BBC jerks, who hate America, and secretly want the terrorists (or the Czechs) to win.
Support US Businesses. Visit us. We promise to refer to DeMarcus Beasley as a waterbug as least once, in laudatory fashion of course.
As in, "he moves like a waterbug", for example.