I Dislike Your Favorite Team

Well, if I'm up for it, we'll have more of a discussion on the US game later on. But 3 key things:
1. Don't fuck up inside your own defensive third.
2. Take shots on goal. You can't win if you don't score, and you can't score if you don't shoot. Someone needs to remind the players and the coaches of that fact.
3. Ref beats his wife.

OK, so here's a palate cleanser for those of you who suffered like I did through those 90 minutes of almosts and groans and screams of "what foul?" and at the like. Thank you to Stephen Pastis, for being a weird, warped cartoonist who makes me feel better about the angry ideas that float around in my head.