Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Excuse me, Mr. Thomas, Multiple MVP here

I was the MVC (Most Valuable Camper) of Randolph-Macon Soccer Camp in Ashland, VA back in 1987. I was also the MVP of the J.E.B Stuart JV Soccer Team in 1989 AND 1990. I was the Trivial Bowl MVP for JEB Stuart in 1992. I've also won several Participant Awards.

Surely, I am worthy of a free agent signing to the Knicks. I have savvy veteran cunning, and a work ethic that has been described as "somewhat disappointing". But I'll cost a fraction of your other players, and I'll contribute a lot to locker room morale.

Think about it, Mr. Thomas. You've only got a year to prove yourself. What have you got to lose? If it doesn't work out, you could always buy the NBDL, and bankrupt that.

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