I Dislike Your Favorite Team

I highly recommend the live commentary from the Guardian UK. Actually, I recommend a fair bit of the Guardian UK for the majority of Americans who have little concept of what is actually going on in the world, but I digress. Here's an example from the Australia/Croatia match:

52 min: Chipperfield hits it low and hard across the Croatian box; it's cleared
for a corner. Which is wasted. Have there ever been so many wasted corners in
one match? It's like watching Liverpool play Liverpool.

Hah-hah! Liverpool v. Liverpool. I love those pasty Brits and their wacky sense of humor.