Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Sex Day

Permit me to be the first to quip that the mothers of my fellow contributors are so unattractive they couldn't get penetrated by a vodka-soaked Russian on Family Contact Day.

It makes it harder to sit at work knowing that an entire region in Russia is at home getting their fuck on...for fabulous cash and prizes!


Big Blue Monkey said...

This is your first post in six months? This?

Sounds about right.

Andrew Wice said...

Paid holiday to encourage sex? Communism might be making a comeback. Color me pinko, comrade.

What a country!