I should watch the preseason games, because I had no idea that Eric Cartman was the back-up QB for the Giants. You are the first 285+ pound NFL player I've ever seen take a pansy slide to miss the first down in the final drive of the game. Nice work Jared, (PLEASE INSERT SUBWAY JOKE HERE)!
Update: Image IS NOT the young Jared Lorenzen, though he looks like he could be. However, his current mug also has striking similarities.