

I should watch the preseason games, because I had no idea that Eric Cartman was the back-up QB for the Giants. You are the first 285+ pound NFL player I've ever seen take a pansy slide to miss the first down in the final drive of the game. Nice work Jared, (PLEASE INSERT SUBWAY JOKE HERE)!
Update: Image IS NOT the young Jared Lorenzen, though he looks like he could be. However, his current mug also has striking similarities.


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Awesome.
This has made me laugh every single time I've looked at it.
Thanks, muumuuman.
You guys
are my best friends,
through thick and thin
we'll always be together...
I have but one wish this week, and it is that Lorenzen pulls an "Ocho-Cinco" and places a "Cartman" name tag on his jersey. If that happens I might even become a Giants fan....
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