I Dislike Your Favorite Team

The Hoff performs to a pulsating throng in Berlin

You know, there's a lot wrong with the U.S., and America is rightly ridiculed and vilified around the world for our slow-witted buffoonery. But having said that, Big Blue's recent post brings to mind the fact that the cultures of pretty much every other country in the world (save perhaps England) are so shockingly lame, dorky, and annoying that I find it difficult to accept anyone else as a rightful heir to American cultural hegemony, regardless of our hypocritical human right violations or imperial ambitions. Stop dorking up the world everybody else!!! and maybe we'll let you have a say in stuff again... just maybe.