We've discussed our crush on Grace King, as being the quiet playmaker who makes the Macalester Women's Soccer Team run.
She apparently was angered/inspired by that description, and decided to score a Hat Trick of her own (you've got competition, Annie Borton) against those Cornholios of St. Thomas.
Macalester 5, St. Thomas 1
(Note: We are pretending that the Macalester Soccer Teams read this blog, and motivate themselves based on the descriptions we print here. There is no evidence that this is true).