I Dislike Your Favorite Team

So, in England, at Old Trafford, no less, there was a big UNICEF event full of guys I was quite sure were dead.

Maradona scored, and played the full 90 minutes? Wasn't he on death's door a year ago? Paul Gascoigne is alive? How is that possible? Robbie Williams is still considered a celebrity?

I don't know what to make of any of this.

Go read about it, and make sense of it in the comments. Please.