Friday, May 26, 2006

That Sound Was Snowboarders Everywhere Sighing (and quickly inhaling) In Relief

Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Conncection

"We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use," he said. "What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect."

You heard the kindly researcher, everybody. Smoking pot will make you invincible. Doritos are your kyrptonite.

Later on in the article he was quoted as saying:

"Also, you know this is late Friday afternoon. Having concluded our research, we are at this moment without gainful employment, and we haven't got shit to do."

This counts as a sports entry, right? I referenced snowboarders.

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