Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A Rose By Any Other ...

I know it's the eve of March Madness, and all eyes are braced on the brackets. But a little kook who was nifty with a baseball bat is making statements about his gambling that will really definitely keep him out of baseball forever. Right?

Pete Rose, the man with 4,256 hits, has finally admitted that his gambling extended to betting on his own team. Every game he managed, Rose placed a bet. Just to keep it interesting, I suppose.

"I bet on my team every night. I didn't bet on my team four nights a week," Rose said Wednesday on "The Dan Patrick Show" on ESPN Radio. "I bet on my team to win every night because I love my team, I believe in my team. I did everything in my power every night to win that game."

Rose would like to be reinstated because, "I believe I'm the best ambassador baseball has."

I think Rose should finally admit that sometimes (only sometimes) he placed bets against his Reds. Then he should ask Jerry Falwell for forgiveness, via Jesus. As for baseball ... hey, you guys remember this asshole?

It is alleged by Deion Sanders's wife that Neon Pee-on stole $1.75 million of the $2 million trust fund established for his children, Deiondra and Deion Jr.

That's right folks. This apple-sucking diarrhea clown named his boy Deion Jr. and his girl Deiondra. That, my friends, is wicked lame.

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