It looks like the Eagles have kicked Jeff Garcia to the curb, must be because of his missing middle finger. Weary of old man Mark or gramps Brad? May I suggest a nimble young 37 year old Garcia may kick start your fantastical franchise!
Line up you portly corn fed Minnesota ladies and/or Hoggets - he's all man! Oo-la-la!
Is this a recreation of a cool hand luke press photo?