I Dislike Your Favorite Team

The fine young woman at You'll Never Blog Alone is trying to decide whether she's worried about American ownership of Liverpool. She weighs in on some big important issues facing Liverpool fandom. But my blogcrush stems from the fact that she uses phrases like Merseyside Derby. That's hot, dammit.

Oh, and they'll run your franchise into the ground, YNBA. Mark my words. Time to jump ship. Get with Reading, who have American players, not American owners.
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Neither I nor Garwood B. Jones particularly care for Zach's tone in this post about Joel Zumaya's love of Guitar Hero II. Speaking as someone who is currently suffering what could only called nerve/ligament damage from playing way too much Guitar Hero II (and who attempted to alleviate it by playing a different game--Guitar Hero I) I can only sympathize with Zumaya. Zach, I'll face you in a shred off, damaged fingers and all! You will never rock like me, or Garwood or Joel. You don't know us, man. You don't us at all!
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the Lads at the Big Lead keep finding bloggers more famous and succesful than us to interview. Which rankles. Oooh, Dan shanoff. He worked for a real company and got paid and stuff! I suppose that makes him more important than us, even though I have played the Hard Version of Kiss' Strutter perfectly on Guitar Hero II? Has Dan done that? No? Screw you guys.
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Our lads at the long suffering Baltimore Oriole site (and more) the Loss Column call Mike Mussina a coward. They have data to back it up.
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Our Angry Black Lady Friend at Leave the Man Alone doesn't have a single post to link to. Her last 5 posts are worth reading. But again, we love and respect Elijah McCoy and Granville T. Woods. I used to get drunk in the expensive neighborhood where Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall lived. My sixth grade teacher was black. so you know, I get it!
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Paul Demko is another American looking to solve Italian soccer, whilst ignoring legitimate digs at the MLS. We think that's so cute!