Saturday, July 08, 2006

Slow News Day

No Basketball, No Football. Mid-season bullshit Baseball. World Cup Third Place Game? Motherfucker, please. MOTHERFUCKER, please. It's a slow sports day. Ooh. Tour d' France. Can't wait to see who gets injured, kicked off, fucks Sheryl Crow next? Please. Until the mountains, it's a waiting game, baby. And with like 7 of the top 10 racers out for either doping or injury, this thing is beginning to stink like a MLB All-Star Game.

So, with nothing else left to give you all, and on the eve of the 3 piecemeal episodes about to break, we shuck sports for a moment, and remind you all that Dave Chappelle is one brilliant mother fucker, bitches. Black Bush!

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