Thursday, July 27, 2006

Here We Go Again...Euro Jealousy Rears its Ugly Head

I don’t know about you, but I hate the international cycling world and their ongoing attempts to discredit American cyclists. I don’t have any grudges based on their hatred of all things American, but every time they’re beaten by an American in one of “their sports”, they cry foul or drugs or testosterone, as now is the case. Don’t those sniveling Frenchmen and Swiss understand that American males just produce more testosterone than they do? It is one of the reasons why we kick so much ass and draw their ire in the first place. I mean most American women produce more testosterone than your average Frenchy.

The way I see it, Floyd Landis is the innocent victim of ongoing continental jealousy and finds himself in the initial grip of their ploy to strip him of what he rightfully earned. He is an American goddamnit, and God is on his side, so I personally do not fret the outcome of this most recent Euro tea bagging of an American sportsman. USA USA USA!!!!

1 comment:

Jerious Norwood said...

Yeah, but he's an American participating in a faggy Euro-Trash sporting event. He deserves what he gets... that's probably why the G to the O to the mutha fuckin' D smote his hip in the first place.