Monday, July 10, 2006

One out of Two Italian Lip Readers Agree

An Italian lip-reader told the BBC that Materazzi said: "I wish an ugly death to you and all your family." Zidane is thought to have just received news that his mother is in ailing health.
According to the lip-reader, Materazzi then said: "Go f*** yourself."

A Brazilian television channel, Globo, quoted lip-readers as saying the Italian defender called Zidane's sister a "whore".

With my admittedly limited Italian and lip-reading skills, here's what I was able to make out: "Oh Shiny-Pated French man, it would do me much honor if you put that beautiful dome into my heart." It was clearly a trap, but one baited with honey, not vinegar.

Damn your slimy wiles, Materazzi!

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