Monday, October 22, 2007

Roundhouse Kick of Political Punditry

If you are anything like me (which you are not. My Mom says that I am special. She has never once mentioned that you are special.) you are wondering just when the Sensei of Politics, Chuck Norris, was going to let us know who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election.

Wait no longer!

Speak to us, Lone Wolf McQuade. Don't leave us in suspense!

"I won't leave you in suspense." (Phew!) "Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee."
(via Talking Points Memo)

So, the man behind Walker, Texas Ranger and countless other cultural milestones wants you to vote for Huckabee. Your way is clear now. Unless you are one of those hippie sex freaks who thinks Huckabee was wrong to compare safe sex with beating one's wife:

"But it would seem to me that if we're consistent in saying reckless behavior is undesirable we should ask people to move their behavior to the standard and not move the standard to the behavior...We don't say that a little domestic violence is OK, just cut it down a little, just don't hit quite as hard. We say it's wrong."


Jess said...

Why doesn't Chuck Norris just run for president himself? His running mate could be a roundhouse kick to the face.

The debates would make for good TV, if nothing else.

Andrew Wice said...

I'm confused -- is sex bad or is domestic violence bad?

How does make-up sex fit into this equation?