Thursday, August 13, 2009

Jason Whitlock Powerful With Stupidity

Oh, good gravy is this a bad column. Let me just say if you are writing a column about men behaving badly, referring to women as an undefeated champion of bringing men down and naming that symbolic woman "Pussy Galore" is probably not a great idea. I guess this was FoxSports means when they call Whitlock "edgy and thought-provoking". Here are Whitlock's thoughts on powers and attitude of "Pussy Galore":

Reportedly she's set her sights on Tim Tebow, vowing to bring down the allegedly still-celibate Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback before the BCS title game.

Is there a logical reason to believe she won't succeed?

She impeached a president and now, more impressively, she threatens to topple a highly successful college basketball coach.

As my mother would say, she's a bitch on a bicycle. Respect her and her power or risk experiencing her wrath.

thanks deadspin for tricking me into reading this.

1 comment:

Jess said...

I just don't know if I can bother to be offended by Whitlock's column or not.