Friday, August 07, 2009

Great Moments in Excuses

Thank you Florida, for once again providing mirth via your inept criminals. In this case, an interesting attempt by one man to frame his pet cat for downloading hundreds and hundreds of child porn images.

The USA Today headline writing staff went with Kitty Porn, which I guess is a pun on Kiddie Porn, which seems wrong, to be honest. But headline writers love their puns.

With that in mind, here's the proper headline in this instance (should something similar ever happen again in Florida, which is the only place this could happen): Pussy's Got an Itch--For Pedophilia.

You're welcome, journalism.

1 comment:

Andrew Wice said...

I don't write this very often, but ... gross.