"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”
just kiddin'. That's Smokin' Joe Lieberman. Iraq's feeling the Joementum!
7 comments:
lbutler36 said...
Sit your ass down, we're putting on Pooh Bear! Its a good one, too, Piglet gets lost!
2:09 PM
Anonymous said...
This is fun. You made me laugh. Even without your signature, I recognized the blogger behind this post. Hey! Idea. We want a summer contest! Do you have anything planned for the summer? Post unsigned shit and have your fans guess the author. No trickery. Continue to use authentic voices. At the end of the summer, a t-shirt goes to the commenter with the fewest errors. (I think I could take this one. I prefer t-shirts to jesus. He's a dust collector.) Can you guess who I am?
7:29 PM
Jess said...
My Jesus is collecting dust at Big Blue Monkey's house.
10:59 AM
Muumuuman said...
Might I suggest you pray that only dust has collected on your Jebus.
11:49 AM
Muumuuman said...
More wisdom from Winnie the Pooh:
"Christopher -- ow! -- Robin," called out the cloud [pooh].
"Yes?"
"I have just been thinking, and I have come to a very important decision. These are the wrong sort of bees."
"Are they?"
"Quite the wrong sort. So I should think they would make the wrong sort of honey, shouldn't you?"
"Would they?"
"Yes. So I think I shall come down."
"How?" asked you.
Winnie-the-Pooh hadn't thought about this. If he let go of the string, he would fall -- bump -- and he didn't like the idea of that...
1:23 PM
Jess said...
Might I suggest you pray that only dust has collected on your Jebus.
Hahahahahahaha. EW. I should probably give him a bleach bath when I get him, huh? Just in case?
7:30 AM
Badcock said...
Joe Lieberman is the man responsible for bleaching your Jebus.
Is that the way an Official from the Conquering Empire looks?
No?
Maybe there's some sort of secret hidden message in that ...
7 comments:
Sit your ass down, we're putting on Pooh Bear! Its a good one, too, Piglet gets lost!
This is fun. You made me laugh. Even without your signature, I recognized the blogger behind this post. Hey! Idea. We want a summer contest! Do you have anything planned for the summer? Post unsigned shit and have your fans guess the author. No trickery. Continue to use authentic voices. At the end of the summer, a t-shirt goes to the commenter with the fewest errors. (I think I could take this one. I prefer t-shirts to jesus. He's a dust collector.) Can you guess who I am?
My Jesus is collecting dust at Big Blue Monkey's house.
Might I suggest you pray that only dust has collected on your Jebus.
More wisdom from Winnie the Pooh:
"Christopher -- ow! -- Robin," called out the cloud [pooh].
"Yes?"
"I have just been thinking, and I have come to a very important decision. These are the wrong sort of bees."
"Are they?"
"Quite the wrong sort. So I should think they would make the wrong sort of honey, shouldn't you?"
"Would they?"
"Yes. So I think I shall come down."
"How?" asked you.
Winnie-the-Pooh hadn't thought about this. If he let go of the string, he would fall -- bump -- and he didn't like the idea of that...
Might I suggest you pray that only dust has collected on your Jebus.
Hahahahahahaha. EW. I should probably give him a bleach bath when I get him, huh? Just in case?
Joe Lieberman is the man responsible for bleaching your Jebus.
Is that the way an Official from the Conquering Empire looks?
No?
Maybe there's some sort of secret hidden message in that ...
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