An IDYFT exclusive!Tom Brady the mega-famous quarterback for the Patriots and Super Bowl MVP is not only a prolific passer, but also a prolific squirter of his man juice. According to my source (who wishes to remain anonymous) Mr. Brady has now gotten his second lady friend pregnant in the same year. It has been reported to me, from a most credible source, that Gisele Bundchen, Brazilian Godess who has changed the Brazilian ideal of beauty, is now pregnant with Tom Brady’s love child. I hope this impregnation does not lead to a break up, like his last impregnation with Bridget Moynahan did. He is a very classy guy.
His last impregnation disturbed his very Catholic family, but they held out hope that their son would do the “right thing”, or at the very least learn from his sin. However, it now appears that the only Catholic ideal Mr. Brady still holds dear is the one that requires him not to use a condom. Stupid Catholics!
Most people would expect the progeny of these two beautiful people to be beautiful itself, but not me. I think the kid will inherit Gisele’s largess nose, Tom’s pronounced forehead and his butt chin. Ewww... I am getting queasy just thinking about the little monster.
Congratulations? and all the best to the happy (for now) couple.
Gisele, por favor me liga quando Tom se deixou sozinho com um jovem bebe. Eu adoro meninos feios e voce.
4 comments:
This is flagrantly irresponsible post. You are blogging about a supermodel and a beautiful actress and you inexplicably choose not to include gratuitous pictures of T&A. I'm disgusted by this abuse of your station.
No source, Lame.
Not only no T&A, but you managed to find the only picture ever where gisele looks gross
What part of "exclusive" do you not understand? They ARE the source. Credible? No. But a source nonetheless.
One thing about Brady, his accuracy under pressure is something you can count on.
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