Thursday, May 10, 2007

Shauna Fleming gives a fuck about our troops... why don't YOU?!?

Shauna, a non-threatening white teenage girl from Everytown, USA, started an organization three years ago to thank our troops for their service to our country. This innocent is obviously above trite partisanship, and provides a fresh perspective in this time of pussy Democratic treasonous skulduggery. Despite this negativity, Shauna's friends at Buick, Pontiac, and GMC trucks are allowing her to put her boxes in their dealerships during the month of May (without any hope of financial reward) in order to get the entire country behind this noble cause. So if you love your country, all you have to do is find your local Buick, Pontiac, or GMC dealerships to drop off your heartfelt condolences for the lack public funding in terms of equipment, supplies, and basic medical services to our emissaries of freedom around the oil-rich world. I know that you're incredulous (you cynical fucks)... and you know what? She understands that we can never send enough thanks. But that doesn't mean we can't try.

W. gives a fuck.

Pauly Wolfowitz gives a fuck.

Newt gives a fuck.

Even Tony Danza gives a fuck.

Why don't you?!?


Badcock said...

Tony Danza? I thought that asshole was dead.

He owes me ten bucks.

Jerious Norwood said...

Is that how much you were charging for oral satisfaction back in the early '90s? Zing!

Jerious Norwood said...

The ball is in your court. I await your mean-spirited comment about my mother.