Thursday, July 05, 2007

Vince Spadea Rappin' about the streets?

Thanks so much Guardian sportsblog for this little travesty. Moderately famous & successful (which still earns good money), Tennis Pro Vince Spadea decided he just had to get some of his feelings out by spittin' lyrics. I can only imagine that this video will make it that much easier for James Blake to steal Vinny's women at the late night orgies.

To be fair to Vince, judging by the look on his face, one could assume that someone has kidnapped him and is forcing him to rap, possibly holding a gun aimed at his face just off camera. He looks that scared.

Good people can disagree on this, but I have to say the best line comes at the very end:

"I'm like Camm'ron
but I say I'm more like
Cameron Diaz
but I got more ideas."


softwolf said...

ha! holy hell, that's fantastic :D

Anonymous said...

I read this blog all of the time and this is the first time I've commented on anything. This is just too ridiculous...WTF was Vince Spadea thinking? I've never heard of this guy before and I feel badly for him.

Big Blue Monkey said...

ah, anonymous, do feel bad for Vince Spadea. Click the link to his wikipedia page. You'll see that he's made over $4,000,000 by being good at tennis (relatively speaking), that he's written a rather gauche tell-all book in which he calls out other tennis players for stealing his ladies at the late night orgies, and in general, is kind of a dick.

Save your pity for the tennis groupies who were hoping to bone Andy Roddick, but instead ended up having to choose between Blake or Spadea. Or, feel bad for all those people who are also OK at what they do, but aren't millionaires for their efforts. Like me.

Kristin Newport,RI said...

Hey ya know what... I recently met Vince over the past weekend and quite frankly I thought he was a really great guy. We spent one morning together and he wasnt the "dick" people think he is. He was funny and sweet. Give the guy some credit, he's good at what he does.

Kristin Newport, RI said...

P.S.- This video made me laugh SOOOO hard i was crying by the end!!! Wicked funny!