Understanding that I Dislike Your Favorite Team's readership are the sort who probably won't be interested in such prurient fare, I thought I'd pass along this along just in case.
Durex opens job as official condom tester. Qualifications?
"You must have a strong desire to improve your current sex life by bed-testing a number of our passion-enhancing condoms such as Pleasuremax, Extended Pleasure or FetherLite. To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000."
I exclusively wear Magnum (XL condoms for the delusionally vain) so unfortunately this offer is of no use to me.
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