Hey, you have a new series of advertisements for Burger King. Good for you. You are a big famous athlete, clearly. But the premise of the ad baffles me. Yes, you implicitly endorse things that you have no use for--that's what NASCAR is all about. But are we, the viewing audience, supposed to be happily surprised that you enjoy fast food?
I am not surprised that you enjoy the Burger King brand hamburger, The Whopper (tm).
What does surprise me is that you and your ilk are called "athletes" on national TV without a whiff of sarcasm.
Consider, sir, your rather beefy appearance. If driving a car wasn't a "sport", could a man of your stature and size be considered an athlete? Just askin'.
I kind of gloss over the fact that anyone is in that commercial besides Carrot Top. He keeps looking creepier and creepier.
Stewart is slimmer than CC Sabathia.
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