Thursday, January 18, 2007

You Put Your Weed in There


Michael Vick likes to drink his weed and who doesn't. The trouble here is that his job doesn't allow him to do such things, stupid job. His ingenous contraption to hide and transport his stash on a plane, I mean Michael Vick don't take no train, consisted of a water bottle with a hidden compartment that contained a "dark particulate" that smelled like weed. The label of the water bottle coverd the compartment so that it looked just like a regular water bottle, unfortunately as we all know, the better the weed the stronger the stank, and I am guessing Mr. Vick doesn't imbibe no ditch weed. What a terrible way to get busted, I mean its not like he doesn't have a connection in every town in America...he's Michael Vick. Well, hopefully the Falcons will hold on to Schwauby, a very competent backup cum starter, to fill in for the benched Vick, if it comes to that. I can see it now, Jimmy Cliff rewriting his classic reggae hit "legalize it" to include the line, " even NFL quarterbacks do it..." Pullin' Cloud big league style.

4 comments:

Jerious Norwood said...

Does weed cure herpes?

Miwacar said...

Well, you forget that you have them, so yes; marijuana does cure herpes.

Jerious Norwood said...

A little discretion would be appreciated.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't Jimmy Cliff who did "Legalize It," it was Peter Tosh. Wonder if Vick can at least score in prison??