Thursday, January 18, 2007

She'll be coming 'round the mountain...

Now's the time when the train finally loads up ol' Art Monk and takes him to the Hall of Fame. Others might be deserving, but no one is more deserving. If you don't believe me, read this and but especially this.

Even fat sportsjack (and former funny guy on some show 15 years ago) Nick Backay, who has the vomitous honesty to admit that a) he "don't even like the Redskins. Don't care about them in the least" and b) is a Bills fan (a Bills fan = mustache-proud asshole), pontificates on Art Monk's status: "Monk was a fantastic player. He played on winners, he played forever, and his stats were great before league rules and philosophies changed and all of a sudden they look merely terrific. Monk should have been put in the Hall years ago."

Bold is all mine, bitches.

Can't wait to hear the great one speak. He's been silent like Rushmore this entire time. He's in, he's in.

Art Monk for President!

5 comments:

Jerious Norwood said...

I think the entertainment value of watching your reaction if/when Art Monk is denied entry into the hall is much a much more compelling idea then having him voted in this year. Therefore, I am compelled to hope that he is rebuffed once again. This would be especially entertaining if Ray Guy gets in at the same time.

Badcock said...

"Holy shit, that would be ironic," Badcock ironically replied.

Jerious Norwood said...
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Jerious Norwood said...

For once I couldn't have said it better myself.

Big Blue Monkey said...

Nick Bakay is best known as the voice of the Cat in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and also the man that Elaine was dating in Seinfeld when the odor from the car corrupted her hair.

I remember looking at him, and looking at Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, and deciding that stinky hair would not have stopped me, if I looked like Nick Bakay. Or if I looked like me. I got me a thing for Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, is what I'm saying.