Other notable vaginal euphemisms I have never encountered in all my travels until I chanced upon this: Bacon Strip, Box Lunch at the Y, Clamato Fountain, Fluffy Sausage Wallet, Hairy Manilow, Meat Napkin, Pork Danglies, Rooster Fish, Sagging Bacon Cones, Slickety Squid, Spam Castanet, Two-Fingered Fish Mitten.
I have recently been trying to make "Junkers" a new euphemism for a lady's breasts. It can be prounounced in English or German.
Meanwhile, George Burns and Gracie Allen were a comedy duo a very, very long time ago. Gracie actually got all the good lines, but George lived to be 347 years old so he's better remembered by our Generation X(treme). Here's a classic bit:
Gracie Allen's Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large beef roast
1 small beef roast
First, take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
When the little one burns, the big one is done.
Thanks, Jumbo Joke!
After all this non-sports related nonsense, I'm hungry.
4 comments:
I personally like tatums
Junkers?
Done, brother, done.
I don't know, but hope that the "J" is silent in German.
Now Barnyard, my germanic Milwaukee born friend, of course in German the "J" is pronounced like our y.
As in, "Hey Hans-Dieter, check out the huge (Yunkers) on that fraulein!"
But also, the silent J works too, especially for Gen X(treme!):
"Hey Hunter, check out this chick with the huge Unkers on my Ipod!"
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