If I had to guess, there is probably a directly proportional link between the prurience of the request and the probability that said request will be honored.
Well in, Barnyard. Congratulations on your glorious return.
10:12 PM
Jerious Norwood said...
I think the Big Blue Monkey is a Jew.
10:15 PM
LButler36 said...
I would like a picture of her out of the clothes. Lets see you fulfill that request.
11:23 AM
Muumuuman said...
About a year ago, Deadspin had a nice picture of a young Iowa fan with Erin. Go Hawkeyes!
11:38 AM
Muumuuman said...
Though on closer inspection, it was a photoshop spoof....
11:40 AM
Barnyard said...
I can't help you out, lbutler36, but I'll set the over/under on Ms. Andrews getting her taps out for money at 20 months.
8:46 PM
Badcock said...
Ok, feel free to call me an asshole ... as if you douchebags needed an invitation.
But I have absolutely no idea who this is a picture of or why I should care about an ass in the 70th percentile, even in America.
Admittedly, I live in a small town in New Mexico. I write novels. My cats get eaten by coyotes and big horned owls. The women I pork are proud gun-owners who sometimes don't mind if I use "pork" as a verb. I don't have a TV -- all of my sports viewing requires an effort of time, money and space.
But who or what is this request? Some pre-fab celeb in mid-meltdown? I would have skipped by it, but with so many comments I figured it would start to make sense.
All I see is Norwood treading water in a whirlpool of Weimarch-era anti-semitism.
About as refreshing as a fart in an elevator.
Separately, Mr. Norwood, do you remember when I asked out the girl you Big Boys had nicknamed "The Ice Princess"?
2:04 AM
Muumuuman said...
Small town in New Mexico? I once lived in Espanola - now there's a town with charm, and a Wallmart. One suggestion for fitting in, make sure your tires exceed the wheel wells by at least two inches and perpetually tailgate the car in front of you. When they pull over to let you by either pull behind them and keep tailgating or pull in front of them and slow down forcing them to tailgate you. If you'd like ideas for a novel, spend some time in Los Alamos - them folks is stranger than the folks in Ward, CO.
I do remember you asking out "The Ice Princess". Kudos.
8:20 AM
Muumuuman said...
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8:25 AM
Muumuuman said...
Oh yes, and remember these kids live in the fat belt known as Minnesota/Wisconsin. I've also noticed people have large heads (BGH). So, Erin clearly rates 97th percentile in Minnesota. Now the toothless, gun-toting tweakers and heroin junkies of New Mexico obviously have smaller, tighter asses that tend to quiver erotically from various drug induced tremors. It's all relative, sir.
9:04 AM
Barnyard said...
Douchebags?? You asshole.
3:54 PM
Badcock said...
M-M-Man, I certainly can't find fault with your observations of MN or NM (hah, a palindrome! Here's a classic: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog).
Of course, the Ice Princess shot me down ... that's implicit in the story, right? Her boyfriend was some Saudi Oil Rich yet Schooled in Switzerland Prince or Lord o' th' Realm or something.
But those were some fine moments, stuttering into those ripe, mercantile eyes of hers. The point I'm trying to make is, the Redskins will win the Superbowl next year.
12:00 AM
Muumuuman said...
One Raiders? Red I are, no.
Some problems with plural/singular...
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Oh Tom, eh! He Moth-o!
7:00 PM
Big Blue Monkey said...
!Radar!
10:34 PM
Big Blue Monkey said...
Oh, and Badcock, I think Jerious' Jew-baiting was an homage to Sean Salisbury's slip of the tongue, when he referred to Peyton Manning doing whatever it takes to get down the field, including "Jewing".
I could be wrong, but I think this was his attempt at wry meta-humor.
At IDYFT...we occasionally do requests.
16 comments:
Jew!
If I had to guess, there is probably a directly proportional link between the prurience of the request and the probability that said request will be honored.
Well in, Barnyard. Congratulations on your glorious return.
I think the Big Blue Monkey is a Jew.
I would like a picture of her out of the clothes. Lets see you fulfill that request.
About a year ago, Deadspin had a nice picture of a young Iowa fan with Erin. Go Hawkeyes!
Though on closer inspection, it was a photoshop spoof....
I can't help you out, lbutler36, but I'll set the over/under on Ms. Andrews getting her taps out for money at 20 months.
Ok, feel free to call me an asshole ... as if you douchebags needed an invitation.
But I have absolutely no idea who this is a picture of or why I should care about an ass in the 70th percentile, even in America.
Admittedly, I live in a small town in New Mexico. I write novels. My cats get eaten by coyotes and big horned owls. The women I pork are proud gun-owners who sometimes don't mind if I use "pork" as a verb. I don't have a TV -- all of my sports viewing requires an effort of time, money and space.
But who or what is this request? Some pre-fab celeb in mid-meltdown? I would have skipped by it, but with so many comments I figured it would start to make sense.
All I see is Norwood treading water in a whirlpool of Weimarch-era anti-semitism.
About as refreshing as a fart in an elevator.
Separately, Mr. Norwood, do you remember when I asked out the girl you Big Boys had nicknamed "The Ice Princess"?
Small town in New Mexico? I once lived in Espanola - now there's a town with charm, and a Wallmart. One suggestion for fitting in, make sure your tires exceed the wheel wells by at least two inches and perpetually tailgate the car in front of you. When they pull over to let you by either pull behind them and keep tailgating or pull in front of them and slow down forcing them to tailgate you. If you'd like ideas for a novel, spend some time in Los Alamos - them folks is stranger than the folks in Ward, CO.
I do remember you asking out "The Ice Princess". Kudos.
Oh yes, and remember these kids live in the fat belt known as Minnesota/Wisconsin. I've also noticed people have large heads (BGH). So, Erin clearly rates 97th percentile in Minnesota. Now the toothless, gun-toting tweakers and heroin junkies of New Mexico obviously have smaller, tighter asses that tend to quiver erotically from various drug induced tremors. It's all relative, sir.
Douchebags?? You asshole.
M-M-Man, I certainly can't find fault with your observations of MN or NM (hah, a palindrome! Here's a classic: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog).
Of course, the Ice Princess shot me down ... that's implicit in the story, right? Her boyfriend was some Saudi Oil Rich yet Schooled in Switzerland Prince or Lord o' th' Realm or something.
But those were some fine moments, stuttering into those ripe, mercantile eyes of hers. The point I'm trying to make is, the Redskins will win the Superbowl next year.
One Raiders? Red I are, no.
Some problems with plural/singular...
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Oh Tom, eh! He Moth-o!
!Radar!
Oh, and Badcock, I think Jerious' Jew-baiting was an homage to Sean Salisbury's slip of the tongue, when he referred to Peyton Manning doing whatever it takes to get down the field, including "Jewing".
I could be wrong, but I think this was his attempt at wry meta-humor.
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