But during tonight's Twins game (which the Twins won over the Rangers, 4-1, to get their win streak up to four games) there was one of the most disturbing cross promotions. This one is former MLB'er (career AVG: .274) Ron Coomer, being massaged by an employee of Rhapsody Resort and Spa. Your camera operator is Garwood B. Jones of IDYFT, and would wholly endorse his fancy iPhone has a video camera.
"Enjoy" the video--please note the volume isn't super loud, and you may have to turn up your speakers to really the truly creepy way Ron Coomer is talking (I term it the "near-release whisper"). The people reacting at the end are the awesome crew of Dick Bremer and Bert Blyleven, who should be in the Fucking Hall of Fame already.
You know, it was bad enough that I had to see a shirtless Coomer and LaPanta (and more shirtless Coomer tonight). Then it was even worse that I had to watch Coomer get his massage during the game. I thought maybe, if I drank enough, I would pass out and when I woke up this morning I could convince myself it was all just a bad dream.
But no. You fuckers had to go and capture it for posterity and then post it. Thanks a lot.
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