It's a Cheezburger Night wif the Seattle Mariners!!!1! (Safeco Field on Thursday, July 9) Bring awl of ur frends and familee 2 dis fun event. We will haz sum awesum pre-game festivitiez and u can meet sum noo Cheez Frends! And if u buy ur tickets thru dis speshul offer, u git a FREE Cheezburger Nite t-shirt! Woo hoo!!1!! C u awl der!
Here's why I'm bringing this up at all--I'd like that Cheezburger Nite shirt. Make it happen, random occasional reader who lives in Seattle. I'd do it for you, possibly! Do it for the original
LOLCat, who is probably dead by now: