Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Pitchman from beyond the grave

This site is by no means the most appropriate or proper but even we found this a little distasteful. Last night, before the man is even in the ground, AMC and iCan insurance ran an ad with Billy Mays pitching cheap life insurance, available to you regardless of pre-existing conditions. Conditions like... I dunno... an enlarged, about to explode heart?

Billy trusts iCan for his family's health. Look they're right there trusting him. I hope Billy Jr. is going to get a sweet moped out of the deal.


Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

I just lost my shit at my desk reading "sweet moped out of the deal."

Jess said...

I thought maybe it was supposed to look like he was in Hell/the Debbil, what with the orange face and all.

Garwood B. Jones said...

No, he's just standing too close to a fire. Wait, there's no fire there? Than why do I smell burning hair? Arrrgh!