Friday, July 24, 2009

That's a Great Deal on Cock-Shaped Popsicles!


thanks Amazon's Friday Sale, for marking down a 6-Pack of Grape Flavored Cocksicles from almost $33 to $6.70!

At those prices, I can't afford not to fill myself up with Ice Cocks! I love the taste of a big grape cocksicle. And so on.



3 comments:

Jess said...

No lime or blue raspberry? What's the point?

Andrew Wice said...

No shit. Grape is the flavor of defeat.

True story, the original name of Popsicles was 'Epsicles.'

Grape Cock Epsicle, anyone ...

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

Whatever, Andrew. We all know you love the taste of a Big Purple Cock.