Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Jeremy Mayfield and NASCAR's Evil, Evil Lies!

I don't pretend to know who is telling the truth about Jeremy Mayfield's testing positive for methamphetamines for the second time.

But I do know how not to sound like a paranoid meth addict. Here are a couple of ways avoid sounding like a paranoid meth addict:

1. Don't argue that your employer (NASCAR) bribed your family (or "trash" stepmother, who is an "[expletive]") to testify to your meth use.

Actually, #1 is the big one. It makes you sound kind of paranoid, especially after you've tested positive twice for meth in 3 months.

Maybe just don't say anything, and let the lawyers do their thing, if you are innocent, maybe.

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