Monday, April 27, 2009

Mixed Metaphors

After the humiliating dust has settled on Cutler/Sanchez, QB Jason Campbell continues to say the right things: "One thing I was kind of upset about is it makes you feel like you're a bad quarterback, someone that's not wanted or something. But at the same time it makes you a stronger person. It makes you a stronger quarterback, and through all of this it's going to help my process."

WR Randle El continues to say the right things in a special way: "he can go to the fire and come out as gold. We're just glad it's all swept under the rug, or spilled milk, at this point."

That's four mixed metaphors in less than two sentences.

I like those odds.


Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

I don't understand. Mixed metaphors? Don't you keep your refined gold and split milk underneath the rug?

It is eminently practical.

Andrew Wice said...