Sunday, April 19, 2009

KUBEL Predictions

In two games with the Angels, Jason Kubel is hitting .800.  We totally expect him to finish no less than .600 for the year.  

On the last game of the season, he will hit a home run using as a bat the mummified penis of Joe DiMaggio.

1 comment:

Jess said...

If you're right, I will give you five dollars.