Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas!

22 comments:

Big Blue Monkey said...

jesus man--don't do that without some sort of warning.

Andrew Wice said...

Warning: This post should not have been viewed by sensitive viewers.

Jerious Norwood said...

You better watch out Wice, I have to imagine that your god doesn't share the same definition of irony with you.

Andrew Wice said...

My god or your god?

Because my god is dead. Nietzsche got him in a dark alley with a truncheon.

Jerious Norwood said...

What kind of god gets done in by a blind, gay German midget? Even your god is a pussy.

Andrew Wice said...

My (dead) god may be a pussy, but it sure livens up the eucharisht. Hell yeah I eat "the body."

And since I've already got my red wings, let me have some of that god wine as well.

Lucy Rhode said...

Oh Christ. I haven't heard red wings since god was a boy. Gross.

Lucy Rhode said...

And that's from a woman who has enjoyed women.

Andrew Wice said...

I'm talking about Red Wing work boots, made in Winona, Minnesota.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Lucy Rhode said...

I too was talking about the boots, of course.

Jerious Norwood said...

Can you flesh out that lezing out commentary a bit more?

Andrew Wice said...

Me?

Lucy Rhode said...

I believe Mr. Norwood's request was directed at me, and he's going to be disappointed by my lack of details.

Big Blue Monkey said...

Uh-oh, Norwood. You'll have to use your imagination.

Big Blue Monkey said...

But Andrew, by all means, tell us about when you finally realized you were a lesbian trapped in a heterosexual man's body.

Was it the chick in the library?

Jerious Norwood said...

I don't like using you imagination, but if you insist. Lucy, all I'll need are your dimensions, a bottle of lotion, and 40oz bottle of Colt 45.

Lucy Rhode said...

Sorry Man. My single foray into the world of exhibitionism was for one man and one man only. Boobs and bottoms are aplenty on these here internets. Start clicking, if that's your game.

Jerious Norwood said...

A threesome! Even better. Do tell.

And by the way, why are you writing in a style usually only found at a beatnik poetry slam?

Andrew Wice said...

J. Norwood is clearly indulging his fantasy life if he thinks he'll need lube to fit his pecker into a bottle neck.

Like dropping a grain of rice into a pickle barrel.

Lucy Rhode said...

I've not had a threesome. Mind your manners.

Jerious Norwood said...

Yes ma'am... Sorry ma'am.

Lucy Rhode said...

Now that's what I like to hear.