I Dislike Your Favorite Team

If you want to take a walk down the path of questionable taste, enjoy this piece "What Type of Girl is Your Favorite Team?" from NFLtouchdown.com. For example, my favorite team is Washington:

"Ms. Redskin is the spoiled rich brat. There’s not much difference between her and her precious poodle, Misty. Old money got her into schools she wasn’t qualified for, in front of people she had no business knowing and in situations beyond her realm of social grace. She does nothing with her opportunities, yet those opportunities show up without cessation. Things are never Ms. Redskin’s fault. You probably wouldn’t want to date her anyway, but just in case, know that she always has some pompous new boyfriend. He’s usually an Ivy league type who grows stubble beards, ignores the top two buttons on his dress shirts, fraternizes with sailboat owners and has a snazzy name like Jordan or Chad."

There's something here to offend remind you of everyone!

My favorite part is how fat they made Ms. Cowboy's thighs. Soo-eee!

But I find it particularly galling that Ms. Redskin is wearing a Mark Brunell jersey. That's below the belt, man.