It's well beyond the scope of this particular website to pay attention to every legal scrap involving athletes. But I'm pretty sure we can have fun for Jamarcus "All-Time Bust" Russell getting busted for purple drank.Punchline #1: this was part of a two month investigation by Mobile County Sheriffs. That's your tax dollars at work, Alabama.
Punchline #2: I can't wait to find out how much purple drank Russell actually had. There's a wonderful cartoon image in my head of sheriffs kicking the door down, and either Russell only has the one drink in a glass with an umbrella, or all the furniture in the house is actually cases of purple drank. Either way, it's comic gold.
In a separate incident, former Seton Hall's men's basketball coach (fired in March, 2010) Bobby Gonzalez was busted for shoplifting a purse. That's just bizarre.
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Wang, I told you before. I don't know where the Golden Child is.
Shut the fuck up, Wang.
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