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AFC East_____________________________________AFC South

Jets: A- ......................................................................................... Colts: B+

Patriots: B+ .................................................................................. Texans: B+

Dolphins: B- ................................................................................. Titans: B

Buffalo: C- ................................................................................... Jags: B-

AFC North____________________________________AFC West

Ravens: A- .................................................................................... Chargers: B

Bengals: B+ .................................................................................. Broncos: B-

Steelers: B .................................................................................... Chiefs: C+

Browns: C- ................................................................................... Raiders: C

NFC East_____________________________________NFC North

Dallas: B+ ..................................................................................... Vikings: A-

Philly: B- ...................................................................................... Packers: B

Washington: C+ ............................................................................ Bears: C

Giants: C- ..................................................................................... Lions: D

NFC South____________________________________NFC West

Saints: A- ...................................................................................... 49ers: B

Falcons: A- ................................................................................... Cardinals: C+

Carolina: C+ ................................................................................. Rams: C-

Bucs: C- ........................................................................................ Seahawks: C-