Monday, November 02, 2009

Don't Ask Me, I'm Delicious

The 2009 NFL season continues to confound as much as it entertains.

Owing to a clever perusal of the schedule, Miwacar and MMMan recognized that the Tampa Bucs won't have an opportunity to play against the Washington Generals ... and are thereby the last winless team left.

Bonus points are still alive for the Saints and Colts, Brett Favre's longevity and the first coach fired. Pink Slip ghost points can be redeemed from the newly-fired GM of the Browns. Sure, firing a GM mid-season won't do anything to improve Cleveland's putrid play ... but it does rattle the hot seat of all the short-timer head coaches out there.

Standings
1. Miwacar: 23 points (this week +3, Bucs bonus +3)
2. Big BM: 21 points (this week +3)
3. Jess: 19 points (this week +3)
4. MMan: 18 points (this week -1, Bucs bonus +3)
5. Bnyrd: 14 points (this week +1)
6. Adw: 11 points
7. Grwd: 6 points
8. Lefnut: 4 points

Week Nine
1. Big Shoe-in? +2/-4

2. Little Shoe-in? +1/-2

3. Surprise! +3 Underdog list:
Lions, Panthers, Bucs, Texans, Generals

4. Favorite/Disliked Team? +/-1

5. Do You Smell A Shutout? Yes (+2/-1) or No (+/-1)

6. Clash of the Titans: +/-2
Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos

Bonus Questions
7. Which game will have the LARGEST margin of victory? +2

8. Which game will have the SMALLEST margin of victory? +2

9. Predict the 2-5 Washington Generals' final record +7

8 comments:

Andrew Wice said...

1. Green Bay
2. Colts
3. Detroit surprise
4. Dallas loses
5. Yes shutout
6. Steelers

7. Green Bay big margin
8. Ravens-Cincy small margin
9. 2009 Washington Generals: 5-11

Muumuuman said...

1. Green Bay
2. Atlanta
3. Texans
4. Dallas Lose
5. no smelly
6. Steelers
7. Green Bay
8. Bal/Cin
9. 6-10

Andrew Wice said...

Way to ape my picks and then palliate the pain: 6-10?

You obviously haven't watched them "play" this year.

leftnut said...

1. New Orleans
2. Atlanta
3. Detroit
4. Pittsburg to lose.
5. No shutout.
6. Denver
7. Atlanta/Washington
8. Pittsburg/Denver
9. 4-12

Barnyard said...

1. Falcons
2. Saints
3. Lions
4. Pack Wins
5. Nope
6. Steelers
7. Pack/Bucs
8. Steelers/Broncos
9. 3-13, sorry gents

Miwacar said...

1. New England
2. New Orleans
3. texans
4. GB falls to Dollar for Corn (fucking bye)
5. no
6. Steelers
7. Atlanta/Washington
8. Dallas Philly
9. 4-12

Jess said...

1. Saints
2. Green Bay
3. Texans
4. Cards win.
5. Sure, why not?
6. Pittsburgh
7. The Bays: Green vs. Tampa
8. Baltimore-Cincy
9. 5-11

Big Blue Monkey 2: The Quickening said...

1. Packers
2. Falcons
3. Texans
4. Dallas loses
5. Yes.
6. Steelers
7. Saints/Panthers
8. Raven/Bengals
9. 3-13

Wice--Brandon is more hopeful than you on the Generals because his Fantasy Team includes Moss, Portis and Betts.