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Autumn sweeps in quickly, like a Junior High Janitor high on meth. Will you, like that hapless crumb of Thursday Chili Dog day, be caught unawares? Or will you purchase a handsome longsleeve version of the shirt above?
To the Last Drop
Andrew Wice is a Novelist
Contributor, NFL Analyst/Therapist, Darling of the Art Scene of the Southwest Desert Region, Andrew Wice--he's been a number of things, but now it is official--we can now add Published Novelist to the list.
What happens when there is not enough water to satisfy the thirsts of the millions of souls in the American Southwest? "To the Last Drop" has a guess, and it ain't pretty.
Buy it now, and send an email to , and the author will (for a very limited time) pen an angry letter to the person of your choice.
Patrick over at ChewingGlassTees.com likes one of our retro designs. Thanks to Patrick, I now know that there is a T-shirt that says, "Jesus Loves You, but I'm right here, baby." Pondering purchase as we speak.
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