Sunday, January 13, 2008

Providence Smiles Upon Fat People

Snowball fight? In a snowstorm? Outrageous. It was the talk of Lambeau as well, at least for those coherent enough to utter cogent thoughts. Even as a resident of Wisconsin and
enthusiast for cheap, domestic lager served in large glass, I was taken aback by how absolutely housed the Packer fans were during the rousing victory over Seattle yesterday.

Yes, lucky old Barnyard was lucky enough to score a ticket and make the journey to the great white north for some unsupervised revelry in support of the mighty Green and Gold. And yes, there were some really, really intoxicated Wisconsinites. In an odd twist on typical Barnyard behaviour, I wasn't adding to the intoxication level. I was too busy documenting what Fox missed for our loyal readers. Check it out:
I'm pretty confident Half-man/Half-buck is the father of Cheese-Lad:


Class-less Green Bay fans have the gall to objectify women at a sporting event:

72,194 really wasted people obeyed this with unusual alacrity:


At the time I was thinking the weather would make this game comparable to the Philly/Chicago fogfest two decades ago:



Miller Lite won in a closely contested race:




Ryan Grant makes me feel funny in my pants. This was the beginning of his third touchdown run:

NFC Championship game? If you had told me back in August that the Pack would be there I would have punched you in the nose and called you a filthy liar. But here we are, and it is a damned shame that Mike McCarthy wasn't given the Coach of the Year nod for his efforts.

4 comments:

Andrew Wice said...

Lucky lad, able to bear personal witness.

Do you have any more shots featuring the objectification of women? I'm, uh, doing research for a book.

Seems like McCarthy has some good arguments to be coach of the year.

1. Belicheat was found guilty of cheating during the season, which would invalidate a player from certain post-season honors. Why aren't coaches held to the same standard?

2. Everyone picked the Patriots as the surefire Superbowl contender. And they are. Nobody picked the Packers to even compete this year, yet they're in the NFC Championship game. Even more impressively, they went undefeated in the IDYFT Cup.

Muumuuman said...

Barnyard-That funny feeling in your pants caused by Ryan Grant is called a "Broner". Congrats on scoring tickets to the game. I was hoping Favre could beat my least favorite team the Cowboys, but the army ants expedited them already. Gonna make the game next week?

Muumuuman said...

Also, the admission of your less than satisfactory intoxication level at a Packers play-off game in the snow has been reported to the authorities at Lambeau field. You hereby have been barred from admission to the Giants game.

Jerious Norwood said...

"Dicks are for pussies, Mac freaks"